Chapter XXXIV.—Ridicule of the Statues Erected by the Greeks.
Worthy of very great honour, certainly, was the tyrant Bhalaris, who devoured sucklings,
and accordingly is exhibited by the workmanship of Polystratus the Ambraciot, even to this
day, as a very wonderful man! The Agrigentines dreaded to look on that countenance of
his, because of his cannibalism; but people of culture now make it their boast that they behold
him in his statue! Is it not shameful that fratricide is honoured by you who look on the
statues of Polynices and Eteocles, and that you have not rather buried them with their maker
Pythagoras? Destroy these memorials of iniquity! Why should I contemplate with admiration
the figure of the woman who bore thirty children, merely for the sake of the artist Pericly-
menus? One ought to turn away with disgust from one who bore off the fruits of great in-
continence, and whom the Romans compared to a sow, which also on a like account, they
say, was deemed worthy of a mystic worship. Ares committed adultery with Aphrodité, and
Andron made an image of their offspring Harmonia. Sophron, who committed to writing
trifles and absurdities, was more celebrated for his skill in casting metals, of which specimens
exist even now. And not only have his tales kept the fabulist Æsop in everlasting remem-
brance, but also the plastic art of Aristodemus has increased his celebrity. How is it then
that you, who have so many poetesses whose productions are mere trash, and innumerable
courtezans, and worthless men, are not ashamed to slander the reputation of our women?
What care I to know that Euanthé gave birth to an infant in the Peripatus, or to gape with
wonder at the art of Callistratus, or to fix my gaze on the Neæra of Calliades? For she was
a courtezan. Laïs was a prostitute, and Turnus made her a monument of prostitution. Why
are you not ashamed of the fornication of Hephæstion, even though Philo has represented
him very artistically? And for what reason do you honour the hermaphrodite Ganymede
by Leochares, as if you possessed something admirable? Praxiteles even made a statue of a
woman with the stain of impurity upon it. It behoved you, repudiating everything of this
kind, to seek what is truly worthy of attention, and not to turn with disgust from our mode
of life while receiving with approval the shameful productions of Philænis and Elephantis.
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Chapter XXXIV. Ridicule of the Statues Erected by the Greeks.