Chapter 20.—Of the Kind of
Happiness and Life Truly Delighted in by Those Who Inveigh Against
the Christian Religion.
But the worshippers and admirers of
these gods delight in imitating their scandalous iniquities, and
are nowise concerned that the republic be less depraved and
licentious. Only let it remain undefeated, they say, only let it
flourish and abound in resources; let it be glorious by its
victories, or still better, secure in peace; and what matters it to
us? This is our concern, that every man be able to increase his
wealth so as to supply his daily prodigalities, and so that the
powerful may subject the weak for their own purposes. Let the
poor court the rich for a living, and that under their protection
they may enjoy a sluggish tranquillity; and let the rich abuse the
poor as their dependants, to minister to their pride. Let the
people applaud not those who protect their interests, but those who
provide them with pleasure. Let no severe duty be commanded, no
impurity forbidden. Let kings estimate their prosperity, not by
the righteousness, but by the servility of their subjects. Let
the provinces stand loyal to the kings, not as moral guides, but as
lords of their possessions and purveyors of their pleasures; not
with a hearty reverence, but a crooked and servile fear. Let the
laws take cognizance rather of the injury done to another man’s
property, than of that done to one’s own person. If a man be a
nuisance to his neighbor, or injure his property, family, or
person, let him be actionable; but in his own affairs let everyone
with impunity do what he will in company with his own family, and
with those who willingly join him. Let there be a plentiful
supply of public prostitutes for every one who wishes to use them,
but specially for those who are too poor to keep one for their
private use. Let there be erected houses of the largest and most
ornate description: in these let there be provided the most
sumptuous banquets, where every one who pleases may, by day or
night, play, drink, vomit,
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dissipate. Let there be
everywhere heard the rustling of dancers, the loud, immodest
laughter of the theatre; let a succession of the most cruel and the
most voluptuous pleasures maintain a perpetual excitement. If
such happiness is distasteful to any, let him be branded as a
public enemy; and if any attempt to modify or put an end to it let
him be silenced, banished, put an end to. Let these be reckoned
the true gods, who procure for the people this condition of things,
and preserve it when once possessed. Let them be worshipped as
they wish; let them demand whatever games they please, from or with
their own worshippers; only let them secure that such felicity be
not imperilled by foe, plague, or disaster of any kind. What sane
man would compare a republic such as this, I will not say to the
Roman empire, but to the palace of Sardanapalus, the ancient king
who was so abandoned to pleasures, that he caused it to be
inscribed on his tomb, that now that he was dead, he possessed only
those things which he had swallowed and consumed by his appetites
while alive? If these men had such a king as this, who, while
self-indulgent, should lay no severe restraint on them, they would
more enthusiastically consecrate to him a temple and a flamen than
the ancient Romans did to Romulus.
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The same collocation of words is
used by Cicero with reference to the well-known mode of renewing
the appetite in use among the Romans.